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Written by Brock Obama

Saturday, 26 April 2008

by BrockObama

Topless sandals are great for your feet. You will find that a lot of people are always looking for the best in shoe apparel. Topless sandals are just that. Simply the best in summer shoe wear! The fact is, that the feet are the most important part of the body besides your brain, when walking.

Sweaty feet stink. Period. No doubt about it! It makes your feet smell really bad when it's hot outside. Especially when you refuse to wash your feet following a mud bath with a bunch of pigs in a hog pen. Not a doubt!!!! Back to the point.. Topless sandals are simply the greatest foot invention since the oder eater or the gel pad. It is right up there!

Topless sandals cool off sweaty feet, it is a fact! That is the reason for our name,mycoolfeet! The reason why it cools, is that air is able to circulate freely over the bare top of your feet all day long. It also keeps your nasty foot fungus down. A feisty foot fungus is a hard thing to control. Trust me I know! Let the sun bathe your feet, by wearing your sandals without tops, and kill off that nasty toe fungus. Uggg!

One of the great things about wearing topless sandals, is the fact that your feet never have tan lines. Tan lines are so unsightly, nerdy, and so ugly that it is unbelievable that this was not invented in the middle ages. Well, maybe it was. The knights of the round table were probably wearing topless steel shoes while plotting a murderous takeover of some foreign country. Wellmaybe that is a stretch of the truth.

Topless sandals will go down in history of footwear as a step in the right direction for mankind. So historic in fact, that caveman started with the topless sandal made out of a flint. Just kidding!! Topless sandals are a modern-day invention developed in the last 30 years with adhesive technology. Where else but America can you go to find such an invention of historic proportions.

So you ask, how do topless shoes actually stay on your feet? The secret is in this sticky glue-like adhesive that tightly binds to the bottom of your feet. It is amazing, the things that you can do while wearing these shoes. I have even seen people jump out of airplanes skydiving, with topless shoes on, and landing on their feet. The sandals stay on the feet with no problem.

Historically, topless sandals actually have not been at the top of the newscasts, but that may change as people see how it has affected people over the last 30 years. A new generation of people with tan feet and big smiles, will tell the story of the miracle of topless sandals. A story that even a caveman or a medieval knight of the round sure it's table could tell. So have fun, and go to MyCoolFeet.com. Your feet will thank you for it!

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